diff --git a/servertools/__init__.py b/servertools/__init__.py
index 882b4b4..657b414 100644
--- a/servertools/__init__.py
+++ b/servertools/__init__.py
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@ class TCPHandler(socketserver.StreamRequestHandler):
    elif command in ("heartbeat", "hb", "ping"):
     return "OK: Still here? Wow."
    elif command in ("stat", "status"):
-    return False
+    return "UA: Not currently implemented."
    elif command in ("ssl", "tls"):
     try:
      if listIncluded(str(content[1]), SSL):
@@ -69,11 +69,11 @@ class TCPHandler(socketserver.StreamRequestHandler):
     except:
      return "ER: Could not verify SSL certificate on %s:%i. Is the server down?" % (content[1], content[2])
    elif command == "port":
-    return False
+    return "UA: Not currently implemented."
    elif command in ("req", "request"):
     return "NI: Requesting monitoring is not yet implemented."
    elif command == "help":
-    return False
+    return "UA: Not currently implemented."
    else:
     return "IM: Unknown command %s." % command
 #  except TypeError: